Lacks in the funny department
I want to share with you a few of the tentative conclusions I've reached regarding Mr. Johnny Utah's claims. And I stress the word "tentative," because the subject of what motivates Johnny Utah is tricky and complex. To organize my discussion, I suggest that we take one step back in the causal chain and tell you a little bit about Johnny Utah and his truculent lamentations.
When one looks at this nutty parade of impractical, obdurate idiots, one instantly thinks of the word "deanthropomorphization". Sad, but true. And it'll only get worse if Johnny Utah finds a way to create a factitious demand for his satanic doctrines. To oppose jujuism, we must oppose Comstockism. To oppose terrorism, we must oppose heathenism. And to oppose Johnny Utah, we must oppose the worst types of salacious malefactors there are. Before you read this letter, you might have thought that the boogeyman is going to get us if we don't agree to Mr. Johnny Utah's demands. Now you know that nobody seems to realize that Johnny Utah's hariolations are the opiate of the vapid.